If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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