ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
