hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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