Sry I called you an 8
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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