dude i'm inner monologue high
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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