We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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