ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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