Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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