When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We just shotgunned beers for America
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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