Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Randomize
