Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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