You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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