so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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