That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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