that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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