Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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