I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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