Ambien. No doubt about it.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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