I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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