Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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