is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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