hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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