The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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