Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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