you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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