it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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