the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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