conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I party with great urgency now.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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