ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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