you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Randomize
