break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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