Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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