and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize