Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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