i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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