I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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