Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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