You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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