Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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