I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize