Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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