i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
