Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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