i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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