we're blogging at a bar
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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