imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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