I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize