some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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