Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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