is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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