I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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