I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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