Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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