woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i believe in u and ur pee
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
My breath smells like gin and sadness
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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