Dual....:-)
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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