Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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