I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You smell like a Billy Joel song
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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